They said we can't afford houses because of avocado toast. Robinhood's median user is 31 โ an entire generation that traded brunch for candles. Fine. We put the avocado on-chain, where it finally appreciates. $GUAC on Robinhood Chain.
We did the math. The math did not house us. A $14 toast skipped every day for 40 years still doesn't buy a garage in this economy. Meanwhile the generation they lectured built the biggest retail trading movement in history โ on a green app. The avocado was never the problem. So now the avocado gets its revenge arc.
Avocados pop up โ smash them into guac. Golden avocados pay triple. Rotten ones ruin your combo (just like landlords). Fill the jar, get the toast parade.
$GUAC lives on Robinhood Chain and launches via Virtuals Protocol. The first avocado in history with upside.